i ate 7 burritos today and puked i am going to go to sleep bye
How to summon Roger Waters:
1. Download Dark Side of the Moon
2. Put it on shuffle
3. He will soon appear and beg you to stop
(Source: rogers-crazy-diamond, via littleboysinspandex)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
(via pizza)
